POTPURRI

HERE WE GO…

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a party:

LADY ASTOR: “Sir, You are drunk!”

CHURCHILL: “Yes Madam, I am drunk. But tomorrow I’ll be sober. And you’ll still be ugly.

PRESIDENT RONALD REAGAN:

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I’m in a cabinet meeting.